The ladies were later entertained by a Danish version of The Full Monty.Striptease is good for the sitters' morale. Otherwise, some read, some listen to Walkmans, some smoke, some fish, some nap While the crowd parties. "The secret is to keep your legs moving and the blood circulating The first day is the test. Get through that and you can go all the way," said organiser and pole-sitting historian Flemming Hansen, who told me that the sport began in Holland 30 years ago when the Dutch began sitting up on poles in their gardens for fun. The first world champion (118 hours) was Dutch fireman Jen Mikkel."It is very relaxing and a cheap way of getting away from it all," said Hansen. "The worst part is hearing the people ashore enjoying themselves in the beer tent and disco."The only rules are that mobile phones and TV aerials are forbidden and the position of the parasols can be changed only every two hours You are disqualified if you fall into the sea.

The event is open to all - although sleepwalkers are discouraged. The final words go to Malinowski: "All you can hear is the tide coming in and out under you and the blood ebbing out of your bottom. It beats sitting in an office all day."The 1999 World Pole Sitting Championship will be held between 29 June and 4 July. For further information, contact the Danish Tourist Board, 55 Sloane Street, London SW1X 9SY (tel: 0171-259 5958).. THE FIRST tentative green shoots of hope made their way through the political undergrowth in Belfast at the weekend as possible signs of flexibility came into sight. The hope for the stalled peace process came from the fact that comments from various key players were perhaps less hard line than might have been expected on the eve of the major negotiation which opens in Belfast today. Even so, a tough round of talks is in prospect as Tony Blair and the Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern, attempt to achieve a breakthrough by the Wednesday deadline. The negotiating process may not be helped by the coincidence that the Parades Commission is due to announce its ruling today on whether next Sunday's Drumcree Orange parade can go ahead.

David Trimble, the Ulster Unionist leader, spent much of yesterday meeting a number of elements, including Catholic residents of Portadown, to discuss Drumcree. The Church of Ireland made it clear yesterday that it wanted the march called off.On the wider political front, Mr Trimble generated a frisson of interest when, during a round of weekend media interviews, he said of Sinn Fein and decommissioning: "I want to see the leaders of the republican movement tell the rest of us that they accept that they have an obligation to decommission all paramilitary weapons by May 2000."It is time they started. Let us start on Monday by them clearly, honestly and unequivocally saying on behalf of the republican movement that they will decommission weapons. Then at least we have got something to talk about."This gave rise to speculation that the Ulster Unionist leader might be thinking in terms of moving from the party position of demanding guns up front, and would consider instead relying on promises or pledges.His remarks were in sharp contrast to those of Jeffrey Donaldson, who declared on Saturday: "We cannot trust the IRA." A spokesman for Mr Trimble said later that there was no question of his position on decommissioning having changed.In their weekend comments, Sinn Fein leaders tended to take refuge in generalities, playing their cards close to the chest.

Mitchel McLaughlin, saying he was heartened by Mr Blair's approach, added: "I share the confidence of those who say we can do this. That is certainly the attitude of our party." Martin McGuinness added that Sinn Fein would, "in concert with everybody else, work to try and bring about decommissioning within the timeframe laid down".A stern reminder that Mr Trimble could face internal revolt came from the Unionist MP Willie Ross, an opponent of the Good Friday Agreement, who warned his leader to beware of the "hothouse atmosphere" of the talks. He went on: "If he was so foolish as to try to sell the idea to the party that he can bring these people into government without weapons being handed in, I don't think that he could get away with it."Mr Blair struck a different note of warning, saying of the prospects of failure: "There is no Plan B. Wednesday's deadline is real - it's why I have said we are staring into the abyss in Northern Ireland and must, somehow, pull ourselves back."Meanwhile the Church of Ireland, which is led by Archbishop Robin Eames, has asked the rector of Drumcree parish church to withdraw the invitation to Orangemen to march there next Sunday.

The rector, the Rev John Pickering, is thought unlikely to agree, but the move appears designed to show church disapproval of the traditional march and the equally traditional disturbances.Leading article,Review, page 3. BRITAIN'S FIRST specially designed "asylum-seeker jail" has been approved by the Government as part of its tough new proposals to deter illegal immigrants. In a move likely to outrage refugee-rights groups, Aldington Prison in Kent will be converted into a detention centre for asylum-seekers this autumn, The Independent has learnt. The former camp for prisoners of war is seen by the Home Office as "geographically and physically ideally suited", because it is close to the Channel Tunnel rail station at Ashford and the Channel ports.HMP Aldington will be closed by the end of August and the site handed over to the Immigration Service, which is likely to bring in private security firms such as Group 4 to run the centre. The new unit will be run with a prison-style regime and will ease the pressure on jails. Following riots at low-security detention centres such as Campsfield House near Oxford, refugees with "acute control problems" will also be held at Aldington.The majority of asylum- seekers are granted temporary admission pending the outcome of their claim, but more than 800 are detained at any one time under the 1971 Immigration Act The Immigration Service holds some 10,000 people a year. Many are detained for several months only to be recognised later as genuine refugees. Ministers hope Aldington will be the first of a new generation of detention centres to separate refugees from other inmates.Ministers point out that a record 46,000 asylum applications were made last year and overcrowding at Rochester Prison in Kent has caused serious concern at the Home Office.