In which case, Barbie would have done it.The career path has since been modified: now it's ballerina, then gymnast and, finally, an acrobat. Bernhard Langer's advancement this year has been technically impressive, mentally overpowering. Many of the dead and injured were hit in the head and chest, testimony to Goldstein's steady aim. Male rape is probably the most under-reported crime in Britain It does not even exist as an offence. And no Bernie Ecclestone, who had been sighted in a Sao Paulo hotel that morning but had been informed by the dead man's family that his presence would be 'inconvenient'.Nevertheless, flowers from Ecclestone were among those to be seen when workmen backed a truck across the lawn and heaped wreaths around the grave, taking care not to obscure the small bronze plaque that read 'Ayrton Senna da Silva 21.3.1960-1.5.1994: Nada pode me separar do amor de Deus.' Nothing can separate me from the love of God.Almost 24 hours earlier, a small boy had passed in front of the coffin and, barely breaking his stride in the moving column, let fall a single leaf of exercise-book paper bearing a simple crayon drawing of a racing car Many of us had once been that boy For a few hours last week, some of us were again. Monday's Coronation Street caught the moment better.KEITH CHEGWIN, Big Breakfast presenter: Extremely moved. Some industrialists and MPs have already begun to suggest something along these lines without quite facing up to the implications.

Major made his speech, in which he said: 'We must make a climate in which we know the difference between right and wrong]'Afterwards, I asked a cabinet minister what he thought of Major's speech 'I thought it had balls,' he said. Some schools may not wish to admit very young children but fear losing them to other schools if they do not. And the result is necessarily odd: art that looks radical but cannot actually be radical because its language has been depleted by over-use; academic radicalism; conformist radicalism.In a culture dedicated to novelty, precedence begins to count for everything: it is not the depth of the idea that matters, but the fact that no one else had it before. If Mr Major fears that the Euro-rebels would line up with Labour in the second vote, he could be forced to consider a referendum, which he has never totally ruled out, and which the rebels want With pro-Europeans The Foreign Office has grave doubts about a referendum And it would be high risk for Mr Major. But there is little overlap and the market believes any bid would be approved.UB's assets are put at 600p a share, a price that could prove too rich for Cadbury. First, the whole Maastricht episode has done incalculable harm to our country in the eyes of the other members of the European Community, of the US and of the rest of the world. Pleasingly, there are stands named after Wolves' legendary manager of the 1950s, Stan Cullis, and his captain, Billy Wright (now a director), with gates and enclosures similarly earmarked.To his embarrassment, a restaurant suite has been renamed 'Sir Jack's', though another part of the ground might have been more appropriate.

I began to see how the literature I revered, the literature I loathed, behaved in its encounter with racial ideology. Second only to fears of Turkish expansionism, Macedonia is the most pregnant issue in the country's political life.Theodore Pangolas, who is expected to be Greece's new minister for European affairs, helping to set European policy on the Balkans when Greece assumes the EC Presidency in January, did not mince his words on the Macedonian question in an interview yesterday.He described Mr Gligorov and his government as 'purely fascists pretending to be liberals', saying that a new Pasok administration would not co-operate in UN efforts to find a name for the country to include the word Macedonia. I experienced one during my law course, when I had a lecture on the terminology of masturbation.And finally there's the classic of them all: you turn up for a seminar on Contract Law and sit down in the wrong room, sheepishly walking out when the lecturer starts talking about the advanced sexual positions of woodlice.So why do we continue to go to lectures, when we know we're in for an hour of yawning, when we know the boredom virus has a 99 per cent chance of breeding rapidly among the listening crowd?As Woody Allen once said: 'This man goes to his psychiatrist and says to the doctor, 'My brother's mad, he thinks he's a chicken.' The doctor replies, 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' And the man says, 'I would, but we need the eggs.' 'Far too often the chicken/lecturer conveys no enthusiasm And we all know why. He ran back to try and pull the dog off but he just wasn't strong enough.'Mastiffs are a large and powerful breed. The revised code makes tough reading for monarchists and feminists alike. Prince Hans-Adam's new regulations formally accord his subjects the right to depose him, offering them the right to a no-confidence vote in his stewardship of the principality. 'See what that is, could you Wallace?' whispered Sir Marcus, as the next speaker began to expound on the value of marital fidelity.

Denys Hay, historian, born 29 August 1915; Assistant Lecturer, University College, Southampton 1939; served RASC 1940-42; War Historian (Civil Departments) 1942-45; lecturer, Edinburgh University 1945-54, Professor of Medieval History, 1954- 80 (Emeritus), Vice-Principal 1971- 75; Literary Director, RHistS 1955- 58; Trustee, National Library of Scotland 1966-88; President, Historical Association 1967-70; President, Ecclesiastical Historical Society 1980- 81; Professor of History, European Institute, Badia Fiesolana 1980-82; married 1937 Gwyneth Morley (one son, two daughters); died Edinburgh 14 June 1994. There is no bigger honour for me than to lead my country out against my club I played down there at the top of my form. Guinness does not quite make the top 10 and Britain's biggest brewer, Bass, just scrapes into the top 20.Biggest does not, of course, necessarily mean best. There are more than 5 million trade unionists paying the political levy, compared with only about 250,000 individual party members linked to Labour's machine through their constituency parties.Labour's aim must be to translate the former into party members, albeit ones whose subscription is collected through their unions as a matter of convenience.